Tag: Swallow

July 16, 2025

Who’s the boss?

June 6, 2025

Can you teach an old dog new tricks?

May 29, 2025

It’s hard to be brought down when you have a balloon.

May 27, 2025

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

April 29, 2024

One reason cats are happier than people is because they have no newspapers

March 15, 2024

Sometimes it’s good to be blue

January 10, 2024

I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat

November 13, 2023

Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about finding good pizza

October 28, 2023

Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear scarves.

October 23, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! HA

August 17, 2023

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

August 7, 2023

The only running I do is after the ice cream truck

July 14, 2022

Cowgirl Wisdom: When playing hard to get, it’s better to have a fast horse

July 8, 2022

Always take the scenic route

November 19, 2021

Well, hello there…

November 15, 2021

Peace is always beautiful